Welcome to the United States of America- the oldest democratic country in the world. Thus, being the oldest democracy, there is complete freedom. There is freedom of speech, religion, assembly, and the press, as well as the right to petition the country, and the one more important is the freedom to shoot the opponent.
Because, in this region, anyone can keep arms with him or herself. Of course, this is to protect one’s life.
Americans claim it to be a fundamental right to keep guns. As a result, the situation is heading towards a unique gun culture. And that’s the American dream of gun culture.
Let us visualise the American Dream of locked and loaded guns.
On visiting a house, you will find Dad polishing his AR-15 instead of mowing the lawn. And Mom is heading for shopping. But she has a shotgun around her neck instead of a pearl or gold chain.
Little Tom plays in the garden with a Glan Target Shooting Gun Toy. The little kids are playing the game of shooting each other and, of course, learning the technique of mass shooting.
On the other side, you will find the Timmis and Toms- the teenagers are practising the game of mass killing from the very beginning on smartphones or tablets.
However, this habit of online killing becomes a reality and results in offline shooting.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the American dream of locked and loaded guns. It’s the futuristic gun culture.
But, some people admit, guns are not only for protection.
They are multi-tasking tools. One can use them for slicing a loaf of bread. Hence, there is no need to purchase and keep a knife in the kitchen.
If you want to unlock a wine bottle or a soda bottle, you can use a revolver. And, we can use firearms to cook food in the kitchen. Of course, whenever need be, one can use them to change the diapers.
Someone rightly says, ‘Guns don’t kill people: they grill steaks.’
Yes, friends, the Second Amendment now covers both- the defence and freedom of cooking food with firearms.
Thus, guns are part and parcel of life. Thus, this is the American dream of loaded guns.
Just carry a gun with you during voting. No one can compel you to vote for a particular party. When every person has it, each one is afraid of the other. Hence, there will be no mass killing. (A SATIRE STORY)
But such a culture sometimes creates chaos. We are familiar with many instances of firing in schools, and the incidences of 2016, 2020 and recent happening during the election campaign.
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