President Retrieves Military Forces-Declares Victory over the Warfare


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The king of the empire is sad. In fact, he is unfortunate because he cannot accomplish his desire to win the war with the neighboring country.

It was the strong ambition of the king to win the country and merge it with the empire. But now, it’s been about six months since the war started. But there is no sign of victory.

Soldiers, military generals & innocent civilians are getting killed. Also, the economy of the empire is becoming weaker & weaker.

Therefore, the king is unhappy.

He makes a phone call to his friend.

‘Hello, dear Trump. How are you?’ greets the president.

‘I am fine & enjoying my life,’ replies Trump. ‘How are you & what’s the latest development?’

President: Really, I am in tension. As expected, there is no end to war. All intelligence reports & plans seem to fail. I do not know how to overcome this difficulty.

‘Do not worry, my friend. If you wish to stop the war, just declare that you have won the war. In fact, your aim was just to demilitarize the nation. And that is complete,’ says Trump.

‘OK friend. I will call you or we will meet at some private place, thanks.’ he ends the conversation.

The president flies to China.

‘I will not wage war against Taiwan. But, I must show the people that we are dominating. Because I wish to continue as a president for next coming years.’ Chinese president says.

‘But my situation is awkward. Actually, we started the war. How do we pull back now?’ the president enquires.

‘Do one thing, dear. Blame America. Thus, blame the FBI for helping them & declare that military action is over,’ explains Xi Ping.

After a robust discussion, the meeting was over.

While returning to Russia, he visits India to meet with the Prime minister.

‘Putinji, you do one thing. First, declare that the military action is successful & over. And pull back your forces. Now, blame rival political parties for non-cooperation. Put some leaders into jail for a few days, for the so-called anti-national activities,’ says the prime minister.

‘But, my dear president, I have never seen you smile. In addition, laughing loudly is the best therapy. That will keep you healthy & will help you solve all problems. In politics, everything is fair. I have some good friends from the opposition party, too.’ Explains prime-minister.

However, the president & Trump meets at a private place once again to discuss something.

Some thinkers rightly say, ‘humanity must learn from history & experiences.’ But we are still uncivilized. In fact, we are not learning anything from history.


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