Once upon a time, in a world where geopolitics was a game of weird friendships and bizarre problem-solving, the Indian Prime Minister, Narendra Modi, embarked on an official visit to America. After completing the formalities with President Trump, they decided to tackle the pressing issue of the Russia-Ukraine war.
Modi, being the wise and spiritual leader that he is, diagnosed the root cause of Putin’s aggression: an evil spirit, specifically the ghost of Stalin, possessing his mind. Trump, being the… unique individual that he is, agreed with Modi’s assessment. Together, they concocted a plan to exorcise the evil spirit and bring peace to the world.
Trump, being the master businessman that he claims to be, decided to outsource the exorcism to an expert from India. Modi, happy to oblige, sent a mysterious individual, known only as “Baba Ji,” to perform the ritual.
Meanwhile, Trump invited Putin to America- under the guise of discussing business. Trump approached him via phone call.
The conversation between Trump and Putin lasted around 90 minutes. It was the first bilateral contact at this level since the Russian invasion of Ukraine in February 2022. President Putin mentioned several topics that were discussed, including Ukraine.
The two leaders agreed to “work together, very closely,”
Putin, ecstatic at the prospect of occupying Ukraine and unifying Russia, eagerly accepted the invitation.
Upon Putin’s arrival, Baba Ji began the secret healing ritual. Putin, oblivious to the exorcism, continued to rant about war and domination. However, as the ritual progressed, something strange happened. Putin started to speak about peace, and his aggressive demeanour softened.
The war between Russia and Ukraine came to an end, thanks to the joint effort of Trump and Modi. However, Trump’s obsession with business only intensified. He began to see the world as one giant marketplace, where everything could be bought and sold.
As the three leaders sat down to discuss the war’s aftermath, Trump turned to Putin and said, “You know, Vladimir, I’ve been thinking. We could make a killing in the Ukrainian real estate market. I mean, have you seen the prices of Kyiv condos lately?”
Putin, still reeling from the effects of the exorcism, looked at Trump with a mixture of confusion and horror. Modi, chuckling to himself, whispered to Putin, “Don’t worry, my friend. It’s just Trump being Trump.”
The three leaders continued their discussion, navigating the complexities of geopolitics, spirituality, and Trump’s business ventures. It was a strange and wondrous world, full of absurdities and contradictions. But hey, at least the war was over.
And Putin and Donald Trump became friends as they were in 2018.
We hope this story becomes a reality.
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