A red carpet rolled out in chilly Alaska, where Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin meet like two old pals reuniting at a high school reunion. Their body language screams, “Hey, buddy, long time no see!” Big smiles, firm handshakes, and maybe even a bro-hug or two. You can almost hear them joking, “Vlad, did you bring the vodka? I brought the burgers!” Their chat? Oh, it’s probably a mix of world domination plans and who’s got the better golf swing. But seriously, imagine Trump saying, “I told you, Vlad, my hair’s a natural wonder, no deal needed for that!” Meanwhile, Putin is just nodding, thinking, “This guy’s still got it.”

A letter from Melania to Putin.

Then comes the big moment: Trump hands over a letter from Melania to Putin. And guess what? Putin reads it right there, out loud, like it’s a love note passed in class. The letter’s all about world peace, with Melania saying, “Boys, stop fighting and make the world a happy place!” It’s like she’s the mom telling her kids to play nice. And you know what? It feels like things are heading in the write direction.

Trump meets Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.

Switch scenes to the White House, where Trump meets Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky. This time, Zelensky ditched the casual T-shirt for a sharp suit, looking like he’s ready for a Hollywood audition. Last time, Trump probably teased him, “Zelensky, what’s with the gym clothes? This isn’t a yoga class!” But now, they’re all smiles, comfy as two guys sharing a pizza. You can imagine Trump saying, “Nice suit, Volodymyr, but my ties are still flashier!”

European leaders’ meeting

Then there’s the European leaders’ meeting, where Trump’s surrounded by big names like Britain’s PM Keir Starmer and Italy’s PM Giorgia Meloni. Meloni’s giving off serious boss-lady vibes, maybe whispering to Trump, “You’re only here because we showed up!” And Trump, with a wink, replies, “Oh, Giorgia, I’m here for you, darling!” Total rom-com moment, but let’s keep it fun—no real drama here. The European crew seems ready to back Trump’s peace plans, like they’re all joining his “Make Peace Great Again” fan club.

Tariff threats to India

Oh, and Trump’s got a plot twist! He admits his tariff threats to India were just a sneaky move to push peace talks. “I was just nudging the war to chill out,” he probably says, shrugging like it’s no big deal. And guess what? India and China are starting to cosy up, thanks to Trump’s diplomatic efforts. It’s like he’s the global Cupid of diplomacy!

Peace is great again!

So, with all this peace-making, who’s got a problem with Trump snagging a Nobel Peace Prize? Nobody! Leaders are practically lining up to nominate him, like fans at a concert chanting for an encore. Trump’s probably already practising his acceptance speech: “I knew I’d make peace great again!”