The Ghost of Stalin Controls the Mind of President Putin


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When a spirit enters the human body, it takes control of the mind, emotions and ideas of the person and does what it wants to do.

Some say, ‘the mind of Putin is in control of the spirit.’

Thus, Putin is now afraid and calls his friend Kim.

Putin asks him to fire some missiles at Ukraine as he gets bored and exhausted.

Kim loves missiles, and the notorious fat boy enjoys throwing them anywhere.

Kim agrees to do that.

Putin wants the unification of the states as his dream of U.S.S.R. It seems the soul of Joseph Stalin has entered his body.

Thus, he is dreaming about the Soviet Union.

The ghost soul takes all decisions to throw bombs, missiles, landmines, and cluster bombs.

He claims to make the nation better.

And he is talking about a new world order by killing innocent lives.

Isn’t he travelling back into the past?

It is because the (Spirit) ghost of Stalin controls his body and thoughts.

However, he does not remember the people of the past, such as Tolstoy, Shakespeare and Picasso.

The talks between the two friends begin at Vostochny Cosmodrome.

‘I believe in unification and want to see the states united, either by hook or crook’, says Putin.

Kim laughs loudly.

‘I wish to unite Korea. Hell, with the democracy and independence and all these things,’ Kim admits.

‘You need not worry, dear- we have everything.

We have fighter jets, nuclear missiles, nuclear warheads, and nuclear weapons which can establish stability and peace in the region,’ continues Kim.

Thus, the meeting is over.

Putin connects the phone to one of his friends.

‘Hello, friend, how are you? It’s my humble request to join our group. Some of your region is under the occupation of KOP. You must solve the problem and unite the region. Our group will support you. It’s our promise’, pauses Putin.

There is no response from the other side.

But the Chinese PM is on the hotline.

‘Dear comrade, you know well that ‘Taiwan’ is ours. I repeat, it is our dream state. What do you say?’ asks PM.

Putin: No comments, dear. I will not speak any word in public. Anyway, we are sailing in the same boat. We are communists. That’s all.


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